Monthly Archives: July 2006

Real Programmer

Posted on July 31, 2006 by beariscool

  Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. Real Programmers use C since it’s the easiest language to spell.   … Crasy login/password  Login: yesPassword: i dont have onepassword is incorrect … Continue reading →

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I have a dream (Martin Luther King)

Posted on July 27, 2006 by beariscool

Un discours historique et grandiose délivré le 28 aout 1963 par Martin Luther King –  Mais il faut l’écouter !  ( http://www.dailymotion.com/video/159227)   Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree … Continue reading →

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Statistiques

Posted on July 27, 2006 by beariscool

Selon les statistiques, il y a une personne sur cinq qui est déséquilibrée. S’il y a 4 personnes autour de toi et qu’elles te semblent normales, c’est  pas bon. ( JC Van Damme) – Avec JC autour de la table … Continue reading →

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Difficulté

Posted on July 26, 2006 by beariscool

Là où la volonté est grande, les difficultés diminuent. (Nicolas Machiavel)   La difficulté de réussir ne fait qu’ajouter à la nécessité d’entreprendre. (Beaumarchais – Extrait de Le barbier de Séville)

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Programming

Posted on July 25, 2006 by beariscool

Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee.   Computer analyst to programmer: "You start coding.  I’ll go find out what they want."  

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If at first you don’t succeed

Posted on July 24, 2006 by beariscool

If at first you don’t succeed, –        call it version 1.0 –        try management –        …

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Bullshit …

Posted on July 23, 2006 by beariscool

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.Here’s to achieving 103% !! Here’s a little math that might prove helpful in the future!  What makes life 100% ?? IF: A B C D E F G … Continue reading →

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Persévérance

Posted on July 21, 2006 by beariscool

La persévérance est une bonne chose et l’obstination une mauvaise. (Lawrence Sterne) La volonté s’appelle persévérance pour une bonne cause et obstination pour une mauvaise.  (Lawrence Sterne)   Peu de choses sont impossibles à qui est assidu et compétent… Les grandes … Continue reading →

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Programmer ….

Posted on July 20, 2006 by beariscool

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. (Edward V. Berard, "Life-Cycle Approaches") –    … not a SCRUM approach J   The three most dangerous things in the world are : – a … Continue reading →

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A bunch of changes to come ? Think about :

Posted on July 19, 2006 by beariscool

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get the old ones out. (Dee Hock)   If my mind can conceive it, and my heart can believe it, I know I can … Continue reading →

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