Category Archives: Software development

Unix *est* user friendly. Il est juste particulièrement sélectif dans le choix de ses amis.   UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity. (Dennis Ritchie)   There are two … Continue reading →

– Give operationnals responsabilities to Dev guys– Keep contact with day to day operations of their software – Dev are like artist, they produce their best work if they have the freedom to do so, but they need good tools … Continue reading →

Alpha: Software that is so buggy that even the beta testers won’t install it. Beta: Software that isn’t quite finished, as in "beta late than never." Release candidate: Software built just before a major holiday. Announced date: The date the … Continue reading →

Hardware : Partie de l’ordinateur qui recoit les coups quand le software se plante   Programmeur : Personne qui résout, de manière incompréhensible, un problème que tu ignorais avoir     Both from P.Desproges

Akamai is a Hawaiian word meaning "intelligent" or "clever.

"En informatique, il faut faire comme les canards, paraître calme en surface et pédaler comme un fou en dessous."   …. mais faut être honnête, ce n’est pas vrai que pour l’informatique

  struct SoftwareProfessional {     double salary;     long lunches;     float jobs;     char unstable;     void work;};

25. Even though it does not work, how does it feel ?« Bon… heu… même si cela ne marche pas encore, ça a d’la gueule, non ?» 24. There must be a virus in the application software. « Il doit … Continue reading →

ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth — reboot universe? (Y/N) RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user  

In general, a strawman is an object, document, person, or argument that temporarily stands in for and is intended to be "knocked down" by something more substantial.   In software development, a crude plan or document may serve as the … Continue reading →