Category Archives: Software development

Real Programmer

  Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. Real Programmers use C since it’s the easiest language to spell.   … Crasy login/password  Login: yesPassword: i dont have onepassword is incorrect … Continue reading

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Programming

Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee.   Computer analyst to programmer: "You start coding.  I’ll go find out what they want."  

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If at first you don’t succeed

If at first you don’t succeed, –        call it version 1.0 –        try management –        …

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Programmer ….

Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. (Edward V. Berard, "Life-Cycle Approaches") –    … not a SCRUM approach J   The three most dangerous things in the world are : – a … Continue reading

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Not being a dot bomb web 2.0

Un post hautement intéressant et dont je partage à 110 % le contenu, ‘not being a dot bomb 2.0’. Je dirai que : La techno n’est pas une fin, elle doit être mise à la  disposition des idées & du … Continue reading

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CCITT

CCITT = Can’t Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today   Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

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Sofware & Sex

Software is like sex, it’s better when it’s free (Linus Torvalds).   Programming is like sex:  One mistake and you have to support for a lifetime.

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Web 2.0 ?

…. – Tu ne connais pas le web 2.0? Pffff, c’est pourtant hyper-simple: c’est du CSS, l’utilisation d’un balisage XHTML sémantiquement valide, des MICROFORMATS, le tout programmé avec de l’AJAX (JAVASCRIPT+ XML pour simplifier) ou du RUBY ON RAILS (qui … Continue reading

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Web 2.0 = chmod 777 web

777 signifie que tous les utilisateurs peuvent lire/écrire et exécuter le fichier … There is something more fundamental going on right now. The web is becoming more hackable.. in the good sense. People are starting to realize that the web … Continue reading

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Programmers

There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed. (Bill Gates)   The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a … Continue reading

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