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Real Programmer
Real programmers don’t document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. Real Programmers use C since it’s the easiest language to spell. … Crasy login/password Login: yesPassword: i dont have onepassword is incorrect … Continue reading
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Programming
Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee. Computer analyst to programmer: "You start coding. I’ll go find out what they want."
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If at first you don’t succeed
If at first you don’t succeed, – call it version 1.0 – try management – …
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Programmer ….
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. (Edward V. Berard, "Life-Cycle Approaches") – … not a SCRUM approach J The three most dangerous things in the world are : – a … Continue reading
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Not being a dot bomb web 2.0
Un post hautement intéressant et dont je partage à 110 % le contenu, ‘not being a dot bomb 2.0’. Je dirai que : La techno n’est pas une fin, elle doit être mise à la disposition des idées & du … Continue reading
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CCITT
CCITT = Can’t Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
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Sofware & Sex
Software is like sex, it’s better when it’s free (Linus Torvalds). Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support for a lifetime.
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Web 2.0 ?
…. – Tu ne connais pas le web 2.0? Pffff, c’est pourtant hyper-simple: c’est du CSS, l’utilisation d’un balisage XHTML sémantiquement valide, des MICROFORMATS, le tout programmé avec de l’AJAX (JAVASCRIPT+ XML pour simplifier) ou du RUBY ON RAILS (qui … Continue reading
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Web 2.0 = chmod 777 web
777 signifie que tous les utilisateurs peuvent lire/écrire et exécuter le fichier … There is something more fundamental going on right now. The web is becoming more hackable.. in the good sense. People are starting to realize that the web … Continue reading
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Programmers
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed. (Bill Gates) The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a … Continue reading
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